15 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Tennessee

Tennessee? You’re thinking of moving to Tennessee? Well, sure. We understand why you may want to, because of all the wonderful/great/beautiful things you hear about our state. But we’re here to tell you – there’s no reason to move. Unpack your boxes, get your kids out of their coats. Settle back down and enjoy the home you’re in now. There’s really no reason to move to our great state. Err…regular state. No reason to move to our regular state.

Bet you never knew that about Tennessee, huh? And everything is absolutely, 100% true. Like these magical Tennessee main streets, we’re telling the whole truth.