14 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To South Dakota

We South Dakotans may be able to handle life in our one-of-a-kind region, but we want to be absolutely clear that our home state is certainly not for everyone. If you’ve been looking for reasons to move to South Dakota, read this list before you make a terrible mistake. Here are 14 reasons not to move to South Dakota. (Wink, wink.)

Not having a choice of food is one of the worst things about living in South Dakota (sic).

In fact, don't expect to find any South Dakota delicacies at all.

So is our personal income tax.

What an absolute snooze fest. Looking for the best things about living in South Dakota? Look elsewhere.

Getting to actually choose the team you want to support is not ideal.

Nothing interesting to see or do at any of them, especially Custer State Park.

The same goes for the ones in our national parks. I mean, do you really want to experience life in South Dakota?

Ugh, just look at that attitude.

The worst! Especially during Christmas time. (The snow also makes for horrible photography.)

That's definitely one of the WORST things above life in South Dakota.

All of our towns are boring with no character, and nothing interesting ever happened in any of them.

With no open spaces, you will always feel claustrophobic. That's South Dakota living for ya!

We aren't even civilized. Cities in South Dakota? Ha. They don't exist.

Just look how unhappy and miserable everyone looks. Do you really want to suffer like this?

It’s just not aesthetically pleasing on any level. Seriously, living in South Dakota looks like such a drag.

What are some of your favorite reasons not to move to South Dakota? Let us know in the comments! If you got a kick out of this list, check out our list of Extremely Weird Things Only South Dakotans Do!

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