16 Surefire Ways To Always Spot A Tourist In Maine

It's almost that time, Mainahs. Despite the current spring snow we're experiencing, summer will be here soon. And, with summer comes the tourists. It's certainly not hard to spot one, but it does get more challenging as the summer goes on and we all begin to blend into one Maine-loving mass. To help you discern who is legit and who is from away, we've compiled this list of 16 ways to spot a tourist in Maine. Tourists, it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means that despite your nautical shirt, you're not fooling anyone.

1. They've gone to great lengths to look appropriately "Maine."

Folks, you missed the boat to Nantucket and have somehow ended up in Maine. Welcome, but please feel free to remove your red shorts covered in embroidered lobsters. Eat one instead.

2. They ask for directions to "Ca-lay."

Just kidding. No tourist we've ever met even knows Calais exists...

3. This is the only Maine they're expecting to see.

What do you mean by "inland?"

4. They leave with at least one of these in their suitcase.

5. They're bundled up in May.

Locals are actually heading to the beach today.

6. They look like they got on the NYC subway in Brooklyn and ended up in Portland.

Hi, Hipsters. Welcome to Maine. But, take it down a notch. These guys can be harder to find in Portland since so many have actually moved to the city.

7. They want to let you know they're going to watch this sunset, but can't say the word.

It's Mooselookmeguntic, guys. Easy.

8. They're awed by a trip to Freeport.

Not that they shouldn't be. It's a dazzling place, really.

9. They're diggin' in!

Lobster bib and all!

10. They came to shore on this.

And need to be back by 4pm.

11. They're trying to buy one of these.

...as decoration. Inside.

12. They're posing for photos...

...in front of just about anything. Ahh, memories of Exchange Street.

13. They bought this.

But didn't put it on their actual car.

14. They're on the Casco Bay Mailboat run...

...and they're not a piece of mail or a supply.

15. They weren't actually expecting much sun.

We may be North, but we still have access to the sun.

16. They came all this way for a photo in front of a shoe.

And wore their best plaid. NOTE: I happen to know that one of the people in this photo is not actually a tourist. Can you guess who?

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