Posted in Texas
March 17, 2016
24 Reasons Why Anyone Who Hates Texas Can Just Shut Up
I think it’s safe to say that Texas is probably the most hated state in the country. But how does that saying go? “They hate us ’cause they ain’t us?” Yeah, that’s definitely true for our state. We’re just that awesome. Too awesome to even try to measure up to, so other states resort to lame jabs at us to push our buttons. But guess what – we don’t care. We know how great we are. This is for all you Texas haters out there.
We're so big that we could've been divided into 5 separate states. Take that, Rhode Island.
That flag to the far right? That's the Republic of Texas. I don't recall hearing about the Republic of Delaware, do you? Exactly.
What do they say in New York? You guys? Bo-ring.
And you can only find them in Texas, which is another reason your state sucks.
Move on over, Breyer's and Dreyer's (are they brothers or something?)
Yeah, yeah, I know they're in other states, too - but the franchise was OUR brainchild, not your state's.
Hate on us all you want - we'll just laugh while you fork over your money and we're passing "Go" to collect $200.
Willie Nelson, Selena, George Strait...need I go on?
It's not Cali-Mex or Zona-Mex, it's Tex-Mex. So thank your lucky stars (and stomachs) for us.
Sorry, every other state.
Does your state have a world wonder? Didn't think so.
He didn't call Florida or Nebraska, he called Houston. We're better than you. The end.
I don't know about you, but I've never seen a Colorado or Nevada shaped waffle before. Why? Because only one state is worthy of its own breakfast mold. Texas forever.
Y'all Yankees in your high-rise apartments can enjoy swimming in your bathtubs with a glass of wine while we stick to guzzling beer on the river, thank you very much.
What soda did your state invent? Not Dr Pepper, so who cares.
What does your state fair have? A rickety ferris wheel and a bunch of drunk carnies? Okay.
What song does your state have? An unimportant one, that's what.
If you've never had it, well...shut up and start stuffing your face.
Why else does every Texas hater need to just shut up?
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