These 10 Crazy Laws in Missouri Will Leave You Scratching Your Head in Wonder

Every state has its own special quirks, and, of course, Missouri is no different. Crazy laws are ubiquitous all across America, and while most of these laws are outdated and no longer enforced, they've stood the test of time and are still on the books. We wanted to share these weird laws in Missouri that will leave you scratching your head in wonder. You might have even broken some of these quirky laws in Missouri without realizing it!

1. In Missouri, it is illegal to drive with an uncaged bear.

This is probably a good law to follow...

2. If anyone under 21 takes out household trash and there is even a single empty alcoholic beverage container, they can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol.

This is definitely an argument against child labor, or for children doing chores at home.

3. In Missouri, it is illegal to honk someone else's car horn...

So, don't be that passenger. Save it for when you're in your own car.

4. Clotheslines are forbidden in Columbia.

This is one quirky Missouri law, isn't it? However, you can go ahead and hang your clothes on a fence post.

5. We are not sure how or why one would do this, but don't inhale your pipe through the ear in Missouri, or you might land in jail.

This is one of those strange laws in Missouri that's perplexing to me.

6. In Excelsior Springs, you can't throw hard objects by hand...

This is certainly among the most unusual laws in Missouri!

7. ...AND you are not allowed to worry squirrels. So don't stress the little guys out!

This has to be the weirdest law in Missouri!

8. Brothel Law says that it is illegal for four or more unrelated women to rent an apartment together.

9. If you are going to sit on any curb in St. Louis...

...leave your bucket of beer at home.

10. Dancing in Purdy is strictly prohibited. Don't try it; don't do it.

What is this, Footloose?!

Do you know of any other weird laws in Missouri? How many of these strange Missouri laws have you broken?

Despite these weird laws, living in Missouri really is quite delightful. Here's why living in Missouri is the best! And if you want to show off your Missouri state pride, take a look at the selection of apparel and accessories from our friends at Wear Your Roots.