15 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Boston
Between colleges and career opportunities, Boston attracts many newcomers each year. However, for every person who congratulates you on your upcoming move to The Hub, there’s a naysayer warning you about bitter winters. Next time you hear that kind of talk, surprise the person by agreeing with them. After all, it’s just fine with us if negative nellies remain in the dark about what the true awesomeness of Boston. Check out this (totally tongue-in-cheek) list of 15 reasons why you should never, ever move to Boston.
And all those victory parades are a nuisance. They just clog up the streets. It’s so much better to only win once a century. That way fans really appreciate it.
2. You'll never be the smartest person in the room.
From our massive First Night and Fourth of July celebrations to holidays we clearly invented in order to have more traffic jam-inducing parades. Patriots' Day? Please.
15. When you're driving in Boston, it feels like the traffic around you is doing this:
Either you'll develop quicker reflexes or take advantage of mass transit.
If you ever need to discourage someone from becoming your neighbor, you know where to start! What else would you say to sneakily keep someone away? Share your thoughts in the comments!
