Here Are 14 Jokes About People In Wyoming That Are Actually Funny

Having a sense of humor is a very healthy way of dealing with life. Most Wyomingites are tough, rugged people who are not overly sensitive. These Wyoming jokes are not meant to offend anyone but are meant to laugh along with the rest of the world. We hope you'll like these jokes about Wyoming!

1. Why is "The Wave" banned in War Memorial Stadium?

Two Cowboys fans drowned last year.

2. Why did the Wyoming regents decide to cover War Memorial Stadium in cardboard?

Because the Cowboys always look better on paper.

3. Why did Wyoming disband its water polo team?

All the horses drowned.

4. What's the difference between Laramie and yogurt?

Yogurt has an active living culture.

5. Why do the Wyoming Cowboys eat cereal straight from the box?

They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

6. Why are there so many unsolved murders in Wyoming?

There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.

7. How can you tell if someone in Wyoming is married?

The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

8. What separates a good team from a great team?

The Idaho-Wyoming border.

9. How many Wyoming grads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Lava lamps don't burn out, man!

10. Why did Wyoming change their field from grass to artificial turf?

To keep the Cowboys cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.

11. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library?

Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

12. If you have a car containing a Cowboys point guard, a Cowboys power forward, and a Cowboys center, who is driving the car?

The cop.

13. Why do Wyoming students have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes Go In First!

14. What's the difference between a Wyoming football player and a dollar?

You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

If you have heard any funny jokes about Wyoming, add them in the comments below. We hope you'll get some mileage off these for a little while!