Texans are used to being the brunt of all sorts of jokes from the rest of the country, whether about our accents, obsession with football, weird weather, or our unabashed pride in our state. We love Texas and couldn't imagine a better place to live. Luckily, most of us have a good sense of humor and can take the heat, so if that sounds like you, you'll love these 10 Texas jokes!
1) Texas pride at its finest!
If Texas could be represented in one photo, this would be it.
2) Texans know this is the REAL food pyramid. Because protein is all you need, right?
BBQ could go a little higher on the list, right?
3) Wait..other states actually exist?!
Texas is such a big state, it's easy to forget there are 49 others.
4) It's about time! Texas summers = 5 months of sweating to death just standing outside. Not fun.
It takes a special kind of person to make it through a Texas summer.
5) Who needs chocolates and flowers on Valentine's Day anyway? Not Texans, apparently.
A heart-shaped steak should replace flowers as a gift, immediately.
6) I really don't think it can get any more Texan than this.
Wow.
7) Yep, this pretty much sums it up.
Only in Texas could you experience all four seasons in one day.
8) Hey, we try.
A for effort!
9) Our version of snowmen.
Sandmen and tumbleweed men are just as good as snowmen, y'all. You make do with what you've got!
10) We don't do snow and ice very well here, but that's okay. We'll gladly take a "snow day" any time.
Even if it's just a light dusting.
Obviously, we love Texas and couldn't imagine any better place to live. If you know of any other funny jokes about Texas, share them in the comments! We always love hearing Texas jokes.
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