Every True Clevelander Has Had These 11 Bizarre Experiences At Least Once

Clevelanders are a pretty notable bunch. We're a strong-willed, eccentric, and enduring breed. Life in Cleveland is not always straightforward, though, and it often hides many unexpected perks and surprises. Yet, throughout the ups and downs of city life, Clevelanders bond through a shared set of experiences that bind us together as a collective unit.

1. You've traveled into a suburb for a peaceful, quiet day, but you soon experienced a flare of road rage when you found yourself stuck behind a tractor.

In a bustling city like Cleveland, it is easy to forget that the surrounding communities still have strong agricultural roots. When you're used to fast-paced defensive city driving, a slow-moving line of traffic caused by a tractor can be shocking.

2. You have, at one point, worn both shorts and a sweater in the same day.

"I trust the weather report," said no Clevelander ever. The weather out here is so unpredictable that we hardly even bat an eyelash when a day starts out at 80 degrees and ends with light snowfall.

3. You feel an incredible swell of pride whenever you introduce an out-of-towner to a Cleveland classic.

Clevelanders' palates are sophisticated and highly evolved, and we can't wait to introduce you to some of our favorite delicacies.

4. You've had to explain to a non-natives that Mayflies are, in actuality, harmless.

Also known as June bugs, Canadian soldiers, and "those weird bugs that come from the lake," these creepy crawlies become a nuisance every summer. Their swarms are so large that they can actually be seen on radar, and it seems that they stick to absolutely everything in the coastal towns they so love. While they may be something of a nuisance, they don't bite or string, so they are truly harmless.

5. Each winter, you find yourself observing tire tracks instead of painted lines on the road.

Every fresh snowfall eagerly coats our roads, concealing both lanes and the curb between the street and the tree lawn. Pre-existing tire tracks become a necessary part of wintertime navigation, and sometimes you even appreciate when someone merges in front of you so that you can follow them instead.

6. You have decided against attending an event Downtown just to avoid the traffic.

While one could easily take the RTA from a neighborhood or suburb, the idea of the high-energy downtown district can sometimes be overwhelming.

7. You've made this face when someone has commented on your "accent."

Accent? What accent? I'm from Cleveland, we don't have an accent.

8. You are always on high alert for potholes.

Certain parts of the region are notorious for potholes, and some of the holes are so vast that they could probably swallow up your car.

0. You have found yourself judging others because they chose the word "soda" when they should have used "pop."

Sorry, there's no soda in Cleveland. All we offer here is pop.

10. You've found yourself entranced by local sunrises and sunsets.

One of the (only) perks of lake effect weather is the stunning cloud formations it creates over the city. Both sunrises and sunsets are mesmerizing, and they have the power to bring out the romantic side of even the most stubborn Clevelanders.

11. You have spent entire weekends doing only free activities.

There is much to see and do in Cleveland, and free museums and festivals often make for an incredible outing.

Cleveland is a zany city that is positively overflowing with unusual experiences and encounters that make local lives a little bit hectic. We don't mind, though, as it's just a side effect of living in the best location in the nation.

For more, check out Clevelanders' best-kept secrets.

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