5 Places in Maryland I Wouldn’t Take My Worst Enemy

What I like most about Maryland is that you can have authentic experiences here. Outside of the touristy areas, you’ll find charming neighborhoods rich with history, locally owned joints serving the best food you’ve had in your life, and a vibrant art scene, true to its roots. As a popular tourist destination, it’s only natural to find the overpriced, flashy attractions that never live up to their hype. But if I’m honest, they serve a purpose too: to entertain our guests. Of course, some out-of-towners are here to experience the real heart and soul of the Old Line State and would rather skip the gimmicky spots. If this sounds like you, then check out my picks for the tourist traps in Maryland to avoid. What’s more? I provided several alternatives that you should keep on your list of must-do hidden gems.  

1. Ocean City on a Holiday Weekend, Ocean City

Kicking off the summer at Ocean City is a tradition for many folks in Maryland. And you know that old saying, "when in Rome, do as the Romans do.” Well, the Romans got this one wrong, so I’d recommend doing the opposite. I made the rookie mistake of planning a trip to Ocean City on Memorial Weekend, and let’s just say, I have never done that again. Between the massive crowds, the overpriced hotels and attractions, I don’t think it’s worth the hassle. Don’t get me wrong, Ocean City is a wonderful destination with something for everyone to enjoy. However, if you don’t like crowds, avoid holiday weekends or special events. Would I take my worst enemy to Ocean City on a holiday weekend? Absolutely! I would drop them off at the Boardwalk and plan a day hike to chase wild Chincoteague ponies at Assateague Island National Seashore instead.    

2. Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament, Hanover

Planning a night at Medieval Times is a fun, family-friendly activity. But if you have a large family, this two-hour event is a bit pricey. Sure, you’ll savor a four-course meal, the jousting and sword fights are pretty cool, and the little ones will enjoy the lively interactive atmosphere at this kitschy dinner theater. However, this show is pretty much the same no matter what city you see it in. If my worst enemy were a kid under the age of 10, I would consider Medieval Times, only if I could get the tickets for a fraction of the price. If you want a more authentic Maryland excursion, I recommend a nostalgic ride on the Walkersville Southern Railroad. You can step back in time with historical reenactments, plus enjoy dinner for specific excursions without breaking the bank.

3. Six Flags America, Bowie

Many of us rode our first roller coaster at Six Flags America. Whether you were on a school trip like I was, or you were the cool teenager hanging out with your friends, we’ve all had some nostalgic memories in the park. But let’s be honest, due to maintenance issues and ride malfunctions, the park isn’t the safest place to be. In fact, by the end of this year, Six Flags will be closing its rides for good. I would for sure take my worst enemy to Six Flags America to experience one last day of high-adrenaline fun. As long as they cover all my expenses (including food) and I can skip all the rides, count me in. 

4. Dave & Buster's Arundel, Hanover

If I am honest, I had a lot of fun at Dave & Buster’s. It’s a one-stop spot for eating, drinking, playing, and watching sporting events. No matter what you’re into, you’ll find something here to keep you entertained. Due to pricey food, drinks, and underrated gameplay, many locals avoid this spot unless it’s for a special event. Personally, I am in a different stage in my life, so I have outgrown the vibrant Dave & Buster’s scene. As one of our picks for unique restaurants in Maryland, Crabtowne USA, a family-owned joint with pinball machines, is more my speed. Between the vintage games, the delicious seafood, fewer crowds, and the ease on my bank account, I’d choose this place instead. If my worst enemy preferred the glitz and glam of D&B, I wouldn’t stop them. 

5. Hard Rock Cafe, Baltimore

Years ago, I spent many evenings at the Hard Rock Cafe entertaining friends and family. The atmosphere was always fun with music and dancing, not to mention that it’s located on the water inside the iconic Power Plant Live building. Also, you can’t beat the views of the Harbor from the outdoor patio. Although it’s a chain, I like that the menu has options, especially for those who don’t enjoy seafood. Sure, it’s a bit overpriced, but you’re paying for the full experience. I hope my worst enemy is allergic to seafood. I can take them to Hard Rock for a fun-filled night of entertainment, while I savor crab cakes from Thames Street Oyster House, soaking up the pretty water views from the outdoor patio.

Do you agree with my list of tourist traps in Maryland? If not, what attractions would you add or remove? Sound off on our nomination page. 

Feeling inspired? Try planning your own trip using Only In Your State’s itinerary planner. And if you crave more authentic experiences, check out these unique attractions in Maryland that you can’t find anywhere else.