It’s hard not to fall in love with some of the bizarre, outdated laws that still pepper our history books. There are tons of weird laws in Florida that really make you wonder about the story behind them. For instance, hearing the first of the illegal things in Florida that we mention will make you question just what in the heck was going on back then that a lawmaker would enact something like that. Too many beach musicals, perhaps? Take a look at these strange things that are illegal in Florida, or were at one time.
1. It is illegal to sing in public while wearing a bathing suit.
Where do they come up with these?
2. Unmarried couples may not live together and commit “lewd acts.”
This one would be difficult to enforce.
3. Stealing a horse is a crime punishable by hanging.
We take our horses very seriously.
4. A husband is not allowed to kiss his wife's breasts.
Another one that might be difficult to enforce.
5. Skateboarding without a license is illegal.
I didn't even know you could get a license to skateboard.
6. Men may not wear a strapless gown in public.
So I guess this guy is okay?
7. Women who fall asleep under a hairdryer may be fined, as can the salon owner.
Grandmas everywhere would be in big trouble if they followed through on this one.
8. Unmarried women are prohibited from parachuting on Sunday under possible punishment of arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Why is it okay for married women?
9. It is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.
Well, this one is just common sense, I hope.
10. The same parking fee for a vehicle must be paid for an elephant tied to a parking meter.
I wonder if this might be leftover from our days as the winter capital for the circus.
What do you think about these weird laws in Florida? Some sound a little outdated, right? Life in Florida sure can be interesting already, but what if you had to follow all of these strange laws? Well some of them you should still probably follow, especially if you have a pet porcupine…
If you are currently living in Florida make sure you brush up on current laws that could get you in trouble. And be sure to share with us your thoughts in the comments section! Or if you have more fun facts about Florida that you want to share, make sure to shout those out, too!
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