Posted in New York
January 06, 2017
12 Things You’ve Grown To Undeniably Hate If You’re From New York
If you’ve been a long time resident of New York then you know that there’s an endless list of reasons why you’ll love living here. But on the other hand, New Yorkers also know that sometimes everything isn’t so peachy and we can find ourselves shaking our fists at the Empire State. While we do our best to keep such a strong word like hate from making its way into our vocabulary, there’s certain things that you can’t help but get angry over if you’re from here.
Not all of our residents have the pleasure of keeping their car in a garage, and even those who do will still have to plow out their driveways. While over the years the internet has shown us neat little tricks like taking a leaf blower to your car to get the job done quicker, the entire event of having to clear off your vehicle is just an annoying hassle. Let's all take a moment to be thankful for any time we've walked out to our car to find that a Snow Angel (AKA kind neighbor) has cleared off our car for us.
For our residents who have lived her long, we shake our fists in fury at those who can't handle the concept of driving while it snows. While it's always important to be cautious, there's some fools you'll find out on the road that should've just stayed home. And please... don't forget your snow tires!
Out-of-towners may easily swoon over the Big Apple, but nearly all of our residents have a bone to pick with this place. Between stealing the spotlight from other amazing areas in our state to plaguing the rest of the world into believing that anytime someone says they're from New York that we mean New York City, there's a bit of undeniable hate that lives inside all of us.
Dear Westchester County, you do not live in Upstate New York. A title that a large majority of our residents fight over, those who actually live in Upstate New York know who they are.
Personally, I can't take a cab ride in Manhattan without keeping my eyes glued to the floor. The entire experience feels like a maniacal roller coaster to me. How any of these drivers manage to not actually crash their cars is a total mystery.
Ever venture to a new part of New York and find yourself wondering why everyone in town is driving 5 miles under the speed limit? That's because in these remote areas our residents are in no hurry, slowly soaking in life at their own speed!
We all can agree that New York's taxes are a bit much.
You don't have to like sports to know that you're not suppose to root for the Red Sox. This is a basic fact of life that all of our residents were raised to learn.
There's nothing like seeing how much of a wreck our roads look like after a long and harsh winter. Driving along our roads after the season ends up becoming a game of dodgeball.
There's nothing like seeing your car with a fresh new crusty coat of disgusting road salt. We've all had a car at one point or another that rocked the whole "rusty around the tires" look.
If the snow isn't blocking the roads in New York, construction season is! The never-ending cycle of taking alternate routes to avoid construction traffic is one that our residents loathe.
How is it that winter can feel 3 years long and summer goes by in the blink of an eye? Nothing adds up here. Where does summer go?
What have you grown to hate while living in the Empire State? To read more about your favorite state, take a look at the 9 Most Dangerous, Deadly Places In New York, some of these places may surprise you!
