15 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To New Mexico
Juliet White
Author
Obviously, we adore New Mexico but, whenever we produce an article like “18 Reasons Living In New Mexico Is The Best – And Everyone Should Move Here,” readers beg us not to encourage others to relocate. Most New Mexicans are happy to welcome visitors to the Land of Enchantment, but that attitude shifts fast when people talk about permanently moving.
Look, we get why you want to keep New Mexico a secret. So we thought we’d help you to repel would-be transplants. Here are 15 reasons why people should stay far, far away from New Mexico:
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Reasons Not To Move To New Mexico
What are some bad things about living in New Mexico?
Oh, man. New Mexico is the literal worst. We mean the worst. It’s ridiculously scenic, so we’re always catching ourselves with our heads in the clouds admiring the amazing natural beauty of the Land of Enchantment. It’s full of beautiful hot springs, but those are hot, so be careful. It’s got scenic drives, which can be dangerous, and the weather here is bizarre and unpredictable. There are even tornadoes from time to time! So, basically, you should never ever move to New Mexico. It’s a terrible place. Much too beautiful for us, thanks.
What should I consider before moving to New Mexico?
Okay, though, in all seriousness: moving to New Mexico is a good idea, but there are some things you’ll still want to consider before you go. Do know that New Mexico is the state with the highest crime rates in the nation; it’s been the “most dangerous” state in the United States over and over again. That being said, it’s still an amazing place, but there’s more to think about before a move. Are you prepared for occasional severe weather, including snowstorms in the higher elevations and tornadoes in the easternmost reaches of the state? Are you ready for some hot days with temperatures over 100 degrees (though they’re not super common)? Is the neighborhood (or the town) you’re moving to a safe one? Think about all these things and more when considering a major life change for just about anywhere – not only New Mexico.
What is life in New Mexico like?
Once you choose to pull the trigger and move, though, you’ll love this amazing place as much as we do. There are seemingly endless fun things to do outside in New Mexico, and the state parks in New Mexico are second to none. The landscape out here, all over the state, is outrageously scenic; we think it might just be one of the most beautiful destinations in the United States. It rarely gets overly hot or overly cold (though if you’re in one of the mountain towns of New Mexico, like Taos, this may differ), and the state has an incredibly vibrant arts scene. Native American culture is big here, and so is New Mexican cuisine. Check out some of our favorite restaurants in New Mexico next time you’re there.