The Tiny Pizzeria In Washington That Only Serves A Handful Of Guests Each Night
My husband lived for a time in New York City, which means— for those who haven't suffered as I have— that when we lived in Seattle, he never let me forget how the city's pizza let him down. Then we went to Blotto. This joint is less hole-in-the-wall and more jewelry box, and it's utterly changed how I think about a good pie. Learn more about the best pizza in Seattle!
Since it took roost in its micro Cap-hill space, Blotto has received rave reviews from local gourmands. From The Seattle Times to Eater, folks can't get enough of its pies, a revelatory cross of New York thin-crust and artisanal sourdough.
Adding to the frenzy, the restaurant's humble size creates a sense of scarcity. The website warns that pizzas will sell out every night, and the oblong interior seats a dozen at most. But to assign all of Blotto's success to its size-enforced exclusivity would be cynical. The pizza served at this postage-stamp joint is really worth clamoring for.
If you're lucky, you can enjoy your meal at one of Blotto's tables. They're draped with gingham tablecloths and reminiscent of a late-night East Coast dive. The menu is kept simple but to great effect. Currently, there are only ten items to choose from— including appetizers, desserts, and pizzas. But a down-sized menu ensures the tiny kitchen can maintain high standards with little elbow room.
Five pizzas bear the pressure of pleasing everyone's palates but pass the muster. This includes the vegan fare, which eliminates cheese in favor of shining a well-deserved light on the crust's quality.
As a sheepish carnivore, I'm usually stuck between the pepperoni and peppers or the sausage and kale.
Whet your appetite with the starters, which help balance the carb-heavy main act with bright acidity.
And pair your grub with one of Blotto's many delicious wines. With a glass poured from this thoughtful selection, pizza is elevated from a hangover cure to an adult indulgence.
If you can't afford to wait, take your pizza to go. Blotto is just a stone's throw from some of Seattle's best attractions, including the vibrantly European Cal Anderson Park.
In a state overwhelmed with mouth-watering restaurants, the best pizza in Seattle keeps you coming back for more. Blotto earns its niche with big flavor in a microscopic space. Combine your dinner with a tour of Washington's largest city, or add Blotto to your itinerary for a local vacation. Maybe even include it in your Washington restaurant bucket list.
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