12 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Florida
Florida is humorously described as an undesirable place to live, highlighting its lack of snow, natural beauty, and cultural attractions.
We love Florida, so you'd think we would be recommending it to everyone. That's simply not the case. Florida is just not for everyone, and not everyone would be happy here. So if you're considering moving to the Sunshine State, we have a few points for you to consider. Here's why you should definitely never, ever move to Florida (wink, wink):
1. It's so depressing to not have snow at Christmastime.
2. The people here are way too uptight and unfriendly.
3. There's absolutely no natural beauty here.
4. There are no mountains or beautiful scenery.
5. It's so hard to find any rest or relaxation.
6. And not enough fun things to do, either.
7. There's just no history or culture here.
8. There are never enough beaches.
9. Or any place to make amazing childhood memories.
10. There's nothing here that you can't find in any other state.
11. We'll just never measure up to the rest of the country.
12. And it's way too crowded here already, anyway. (This one is actually true.)
As you can see, there's really no reason you should ever move to Florida. None at all. ;)
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