8 Reasons No One In Their Right Mind Visits Delaware In The Winter
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Kim Magaraci
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You know what winter is like in the First State – just plain awful! In fact, it’s so bad, that there’s no reason to ever come to Delaware in winter… right? After all:
Wilmington, Newark and Dover are basically ghost towns from December through March.
If we can't even keep the cities running, what makes you think there's something to do in the suburbs?
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It's all gross, dreary, and slushy. It's not even worth the views, because you won't find any!
The color of winter must be grey, because that's all we ever see.
Isn't the point of visiting the beach to see who is the best at navigating the crowds?
There's never anything worth seeing, because sunrise and sunset are too close together.
We're a birding state - so where are all the birds? Don't tell me you're entertained by watching thousands of magnificent snow geese from your warm car at Bombay Hook.
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None of our amazing farm-to-table restaurants switch over to their Winter menus, because really, what's the point?
So there you have it – if you were thinking about visiting Delaware in winter, think again! No reason to visit our state parks, beaches, restaurants or towns, because all you’ll find is that everything here is oh-so-boring.
(PSSST: of course I’m joking! Delaware is a fantastic place to visit in winter – in fact, you would love these 10 Picturesque Trails In Delaware That Are Perfect For Winter Hiking on any chilly, snowy day.)
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