The 7 Dumbest Criminals In Colorado Of All Time Will Have You Laughing In Disbelief
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As you’re all well aware, the world is full of bad people who do bad things on a regular basis. Lucky for us (and for law enforcement,) these bad people also do stupid things on a regular basis, making them easy to find. Here are 7 of these dumb Colorado criminals who will have you shaking your head.
The man wore a shirt with his name on during the robbery and then used his own car for the getaway.
He was originally arrested for only one of the crimes, but police were able to tie him to the others because of that pesky GPS monitor.
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The kicker? He was an "age verification detective" who needed to watch copies of the films to make sure the actors were of legal age.
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Investigators were able to track down the man in less than 2 hours after the thief showed the (unbelieving) clerk his ID in order to prove he was old enough to drink the stolen scotch.
Not a good idea when the homeowner actually saw your face.
...and leaving a folder full of his court documents at the scene.
At least she knew better than to talk about it on Facebook?
Stupid is as stupid does.
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