13 Colorado Towns Whose Names Will Leave You Shaking Your Head

Boring, Oregon. Sweet Lips, Tennessee. Hell, Michigan. It seems that each state is home to some pretty whacky towns and Colorado is no exception. Here are 13 funny town names in Colorado that will leave you shaking your head.

1.) No Name, Colorado

Let's call that one Denver, that one Greeley, and that one? Eh, I'm over it..

2.) Last Chance, Colorado

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call.."

3.) Nowhere, Colorado

"..the Twilight Zone."

4.) Climax, Colorado

There's something in the water..

5.) Lay, Colorado

Climax's sister city.

6.) Hygiene, Colorado

Bad or good? You decide.

7.) Sinbad, Colorado

Whatever happened to that guy (or to that town)?

8.) Crook, Colorado

"I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get." -Richard M. Nixon

9.) Jim Town, Colorado

Just a hop, skip, and a jump away from Dwightsville.

10.) Deer Trail, Colorado

Don't follow that deer's trail.. it'll lead you to the most expensive gas east of Denver (or so I've been told)!

11.) Hasty, Colorado

The Spice Girls won't be like that, but will still give it a try. #lameWannabereference

12.) Paradox, Colorado

A wise fool once told me that Schrödinger’s cat is Paradox's only resident.

13.) Dix, Colorado

No comment (as this is a family friendly site).

Okay, I gotta know.. do any of you live in these towns?! Tell me about it (and any other funny names I may have forgotten) in the comments!