20 Jokes ONLY For Tennesseans With A Sense Of Humor

When it comes to laughing at yourself, Tennesseans take the cake. We have great pride in who we are so a couple of laughs? Doesn’t do much damage. We’ve put together some laughs about the good ‘ol Volunteer State – and you’ll probably groan. And roll your eyes. And flip a table. Well, maybe not that last one, but you get the gist.

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16) Q: What’s the most popular pick up line in Tennessee?

A: Nice tooth!

 

11) Q: Did you hear that nine out of ten coeds are good looking? 

      A: The other one when to MTSU. 

 

10) Q: Why do the Tennessee Volunteers eat cereal straight from the box? 

     A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. 

 

9) Q: Why did Tennessee raise the minimum drinking age to twenty-five? 

     A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

4) Q: How can you tell if someone in Tennessee is married?

A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.

3) Q: What does the average University of Memphis student get on his SAT’s?

A: Drool.

Ohhhhhhhh *groan.* Those were rough, hey? Lots of hillbilly jokes and cracks at the weather – but. Thankfully? You guys have the chance to chime in with something WAY funnier in the comments below. Make us laugh, hey?

 

*Joke credit goes to Jokes4Us