Here Are 15 Signs You’ve Lived In Maine For Too Long
We know, we know: It really isn’t actually possible to live in Maine for TOO long. But, the reality is that we all know those Mainers who take their Maine-ness to the next level. You know the type – they’re the ones who don’t just drink Moxie, they go ahead and buy more than one at a time. Whether being the type of person that has been here too long excites you or frightens you, here are a few signs that will let you know where you stand.
You've seen enough stove up cars that didn't heed the warning!
In varying years and states of damage. But, it's still running!
Because you know the summer is fleeting.
You know that they're sensible and will get you through just about anything!
And aren't alarmed. Bonus points if you've had to figure out how to get out of this situation. Hint: You have to wait a few hours.
Get it while it's fresh!
In fact, it warms your heart a little. You're home!
This is where all your secrets somehow came floating back to mom!
And know that you're still going to work tomorrow.
No more potholes!
They're towns in Maine. That's all that matters.
And you wouldn't consider not obeying.
It's sunny, isn't it?
Although, you haven't actually had it in as long as you can remember.
You've got experience spending entire weekends inside this thing, after all!
Another sign you’ve lived in Maine too long might be that you consider Reny’s the only store you actually need. Click here to read the ten reasons why that might just be true!
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