Here Are 15 Signs You’ve Lived In Maine For Too Long

Identifies humorous signs that someone has lived in Maine for a long time.

We know, we know: It really isn't actually possible to live in Maine for TOO long. But, the reality is that we all know those Mainers who take their Maine-ness to the next level. You know the type - they're the ones who don't just drink Moxie, they go ahead and buy more than one at a time. Whether being the type of person that has been here too long excites you or frightens you, here are a few signs that will let you know where you stand.

1. You don't need this sign.

You've seen enough stove up cars that didn't heed the warning!

2. This is the only car you've ever owned.

In varying years and states of damage. But, it's still running!

3. You're willing to have a beach day like this.

Because you know the summer is fleeting.

4. Your winter footwear choices includes these. And only these. In varying heights.

You know that they're sensible and will get you through just about anything!

5. You know why this happened.

And aren't alarmed. Bonus points if you've had to figure out how to get out of this situation. Hint: You have to wait a few hours.

6. You know that summer means all the blueberry pie!

Get it while it's fresh!

7. Nope, not weird.

In fact, it warms your heart a little. You're home!

8. This sight brings back scary memories from childhood.

This is where all your secrets somehow came floating back to mom!

9. You consider this a dusting.

And know that you're still going to work tomorrow.

10. You prefer to drive once the ground is covered with snow.

No more potholes!

11. You never think about another country when you hear any of these names.

They're towns in Maine. That's all that matters.

12. You consider a sign like this to basically be law.

And you wouldn't consider not obeying.

13. This is a reasonable day for a lovely walk outside.

It's sunny, isn't it?

14. You know exactly what to pay for lobster.

Although, you haven't actually had it in as long as you can remember.

15. You feel like you invented the "tiny house" movement.

You've got experience spending entire weekends inside this thing, after all!

Another sign you've lived in Maine too long might be that you consider Reny's the only store you actually need. Click here to read the ten reasons why that might just be true!

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