11 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Maine

So, you’ve heard great things about Maine. Someone told you that the winters are great for skiing? And then they told you that the summers are the perfect time to get in touch with the outdoors-loving person inside of you? Did they mention the food? Unfortunately, they were wrong. The reality is that Maine is simply not the place for you. Here are just a few reasons why we recommend you don’t move to Maine.

For more Maine pride, here are 12 sentences that perfectly describe life here in Vacationland.