Posted in Colorado
September 29, 2015
7 Halloween Costumes That Are Perfect For Someone In Colorado
It’s officially fall which can only mean one thing…HALLOWEEN IS COMING! If you have yet to choose a Halloween getup and are looking to do something fun and unique, consider one of these 7 perfectly Colorado costumes:
**Back Story: Earlier this month, T. Swift received a personalized T. Swift sweater from a Colorado fan who attended her Denver concert.** How to Complete This Look: Tape a pixelated picture of Swift over a Christmas sweater, paint on red lipstick and walk around all night with thumbs up and a shocked expression.
How to Complete This Look: Broncos polo, headset and lots of shoe polish in your hair.
**Back Story: Earlier this year, an Aspen man used a "very sensitive guy,
(with) law degrees from Yale, Harvard and Stanford," to be his stand-in lawyer; the sensitive attorney he's referring to is a stuffed owl named Soloman.** How to Complete This Look: Carry a stuffed owl around (obviously) and mumble bat @#!* crazy things to yourself the entire evening.
How to Complete This Look: Wear your Tulo jersey with a Blue Jays hat, look butt hurt and walk around the entire evening telling everyone how blindsided you were.
How to Complete This Look: Pick an outfit (any outfit) while you're blazed out of your freaking gourd.
How to Complete This Look: Scrubs, stethoscope (because yes; nurses do in face use them!) and a personality to back the BA that you really are!
How to Complete This Look: Be as loud, obnoxious and ignorant as you can possibly be.
What are you planning to be for Halloween?
