Posted in Arkansas
April 27, 2016
14 Things You’ve Grown To Undeniably Hate If You’re From Arkansas
Okay, okay—maybe Arkansas isn’t perfect. To be fair, no place really is. You learn to love a lot in the Natural State, but there are certain things you learn to hate too. From awful stereotypes to bugs to dialect-haters, here’s a list of things Arkansans have learned to hate:
Can you say it out loud and make yourself understood? Then yes, it’s a word.
It’s a dialect, honey. And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with natural-born country dialect.
Pollen, mold, all the allergens—they’re trying to kill us.
It is pretty scary.
It’s too hot. It just gets too hot. And the sun—it burns us.
It doesn’t matter the season, the humidity here is real. And it is ridiculous. Plus, stuff gets moldy.
We have a lot of trees. Ice plus trees equals not cool at all. Just not cool, ice.
It’s just the worst.
No, Little Rock traffic is the worst.
I was wrong before, Oklahoma is the worst. Not just the turnpikes. The entire state.
We’re a topsy-turvy political landscape, more diverse than people think. And we’re tired of talking about it.
Come down here and say that to our faces.
What about you? Is there anything you’ve learned to hate in your time here? Let us know!
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