Here Are 8 Jokes About Alaska That Are Actually Funny

Not all jokes about Alaskans are very funny, and some can be a bit mean spirited, but there are still some solid knee slappers out there for those of you with good humor and an open mind. Maybe not all of these will apply to you but they are still pretty funny for a lot of Alaskans and you might actually know someone it applies to too! So go ahead and enjoy these jokes about Alaska and use them with your friends if you can. All of you will get a great kick of out them! Everyone needs a good knee slapper know and again.

1. How many Alaskan Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?

At least 16--They have to go to Nome for the light bulb and they can't go alone.

2. You might be an Alaskan if...

You can't imagine life without duct tape!

3. You might be an Alaskan if...

You learned to swim indoors.

4. You might be an Alaskan if...

You owe more money on your snow machine than your car.

5. You might be an Alaskan if...

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

6. You might be an Alaskan if...

You have four seasons:

1. Almost Winter

2. Winter

3. Still Winter

4. Construction

7. You might be an Alaskan if...

You've hit a pothole and totaled your car.

8. Alaska Tourism Bear Warning

If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement:

In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don't scare Grizzly Bears.

Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears.

One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.

Have you heard any of these jokes before? Did they make you laugh out loud? Let us know in the comments below!

If you know of any other Alaska-related jokes, leave them behind in the comments so we all can have a good laugh. There are so many great jokes about Alaska, and we don’t want to miss a single one of them!

Looking for more examples of Alaskans’ sense of humor? Check out These 15 Hysterical Photos Taken In Alaska Will Have You Laughing Out Loud.