13 Reasons Arkansas Is Hands Down The Worst Place In The World To Explore Outdoors
By J.B. VanDyke|Published September 07, 2017
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J.B. VanDyke
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J.B. Weisenfels has lived in rural Arkansas for three decades. She is a writer, a mom, and a graduate student. She is also an avid collector of tacky fish whatnots, slightly chipped teapots, and other old things. In her spare time she enjoys driving to the nearest creek to sit a while. If you were to visit her, she'd try to feed you cornbread.
I’ve read the comments, so I know some of y’all aren’t super happy with the idea that the Natural State has been discovered by tourists. There is good reason for folks to flock here, as the Natural State is hands down the prettiest state in the union. However, if you’re feeling like with fall coming up we should try to warn people away so we can keep all the scenic drives and state parks empty for ourselves, these 13 reasons why exploring the outdoors in Arkansas is the worst idea is a list you’ll definitely want to share with all your tourist friends.
Ugh. My eyes are tired just thinking about the sun setting over the Natural State. There are entirely too many colors in those sunsets, and they’re always making a spectacle of themselves.
Seriously, why do they have to be one of the last wild places in the central United States? Why, oh why, do there have to be 1.2 million acres of forest, gorgeous overlooks, and so many things to do there?
