10 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Arkansas

If you live in Arkansas, you know that it's one of the best places in the whole world. We've got it all here - great people, beautiful scenery and plenty to do. Of course, we like to keep that action all to ourselves. And let's face it - not everyone is cut out to live here. Here are 10 reasons that some people should stay away.

1. The Fouke Monster might get you while you're sleeping.

He's probably fictional. But you never know...

2. You can't get a drink in some parts of the state.

35 of Arkansas' counties are dry.

3. We do some pretty weird things sometimes.

It took a fair amount of effort to create this work of art, through.

4. If you're not already a Razorbacks fan, you're gonna have to be willing to become one.

It's a necessity.

5. Mosquitoes.

'Nuff said.

6. We expect you to be friendly.

In fact, we insist upon it. If you can't display some Southern hospitality, you're better off up north.

7. You're gonna have a hard time eating healthy in this state.

We know how to make up some excellent comfort food here. From gravy to fried everything to cheese dip, Arkansans love it all.

8. Arkansas has some crazy storms.

We love to watch 'em, but if you're scared of a little lightning, this isn't the state for you.

9. We know how to hang out and relax with friends here.

If you can't just sit and relax for a spell, you're gonna hate it here.

10. If you can't appreciate beauty, you're not worthy of the fine state of Arkansas.

Beauty is everywhere here - from our highest peak to our biggest city to our most rural farmland.

Not everyone can appreciate Arkansas like we do! But those who do live here, just love it. Here are 12 reasons that Arkansans are glad they don't live anywhere else.