15 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Connecticut

Not just anyone can move to Connecticut. In order to fit into the current populace, you have to be strong, intelligent, patient, and just a little quirky. So if your in-laws find themselves falling in love with your state this Christmas, be sure to inform them of just how terrible this place is. They can’t possibly move to Connecticut, because let’s face it: Connecticut is not for everyone.

Still think a move to Connecticut is a good idea? Make sure to check out all the Weird Things Nutmeggers Do before you commit to this New England gem!