The 10 Commandments Every Denverite Should Live By

If you live in Denver, you know that there is a certain set of rules that everyone is essentially bound to. Just like Moses penned the Ten Commandments for everyone to live by, we here at Only in Denver are penning the Ten Commandments for living in Denver (which are a mere addition to the original Ten, so don’t think you’re getting out of respecting your parents, not coveting your neighbor’s goods, etc.), which include:

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