The population of our marvelous Mile High City is insanely diverse, and consequently, there are plenty of bizarre head-turning happenings each and every day that will put you in a tailspin. There are also a lot of weird things only people from Denver do that every Mile Higher can relate to, and we hope you get a good laugh out of them. You’re welcome!

1. We chose Blucifer, the Murderous Mustang, to greet visitors at the Denver International Airport.
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What's so frightening and inhospitable about a 32-foot-tall horse with glowing red eyes that killed its creator? Seems normal to me.
2. We leave the house every day with every layer of clothing known to man.
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3. We often carry a variety of footwear because you just never know.
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4. We don't call it the bipolar vortex for nothing.
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But let's be honest - it's pretty amazing that we can don shorts one day and down coats the next...many times in the same 24-hour period.
5. Are you tired of weather jokes yet?
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It's a real thing.
6. Let's move on to talking about transplants...
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(...and Texans...)
7. ...and traffic. And transplants (aka Texans) driving in traffic.
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Seriously, though, Denver has some of THE worst potholes (and drivers) in the nation.

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8. Even when there's a blizzard you can expect Denverites to drive roughly 20-30 MPH over the speed limit.
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No joke, 80 or 90 MPH in a 55 is the Denver norm.
9. We'll drive miles out of our way just to avoid sitting in construction traffic.
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10. We have a soft spot for Casa Bonita.
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Even if the food sends us running to the bathroom, we will always love Casa Bonita.
11. Sometimes the Mile High struggles are really real.
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12. But there could be other factors involved.
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Heehee.
13. Denverites who complain about being landlocked are just plain silly.
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Therapy - Mile High style.
14. Running in snow also seems silly, but there are plenty of Mile Highers doing it.
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Blizzard shmizzard.
15. Yeah, Denver's super weird, and you definitely don't want to move here.
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For more of the wonderfully bizarre, check out these 12 Towns Near Denver With The Strangest Names You’ll Ever See.

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