Did you know that Colorado is infested with aliens? Or that there is an entire city beneath DIA? Or that airplane contrails are really an elaborate government scheme? That’s right! Read on to find out more about these Colorado conspiracy theories that will make you question everything.
1.) Norad + Aliens = BFFs.
Norad, the super cool government agency located inside of Cheyenne Mountain, is a contact point for our extraterrestrial neighbors (The reason for this will appear to you by the time we get to #8..)!
2.) Blucipher is the devil incarnate.
You better watch out, you better not cry, and you better be nice to the flight attendants or Blue Mustang (more commonly known as "Blucipher") is gonna getcha! After a piece of the 32-foot sculpture fell on and killed its creator back in 2006, there has been speculation that the horse (who stands guard over DIA) is cursed and represents the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Speaking of DIA...
3.) Denver International Airport covers an underground city.
Where do you think Blucipher goes when it's time for bed? Oh wait... he doesn't sleep because he's a demon waiting to pounce! In all seriousness though, the GPS coordinates for DIA somehow match those from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind."
4.) Airline contrails are actually chemicals.
When I was a little girl, I loved to lay in the grass, stare up at the sky, and watch the planes fly above, leaving behind those fascinating streaks... It just seemed so majestic! It turns out that those "streaks" are supposedly not vapor trails, but really potent chemicals used by the government to wipe out the sick and elderly. Government: 1. Annie: 0.
5.) Colorado is the new and improved Area 51.
When aliens want to visit their friends at Norad, they sometimes get lost -- meaning their spacecrafts can be seen flying around Colorado, leaving some to believe that Colorado is home to a new "Area 51."
6.) The U. S. Department of Commerce Boulder Labs are home to a highly sophisticated mind control program that can easily alter the thinking of humans.
Is that why people actually cheer for the Buffs? JK, CU; We love you! Wait... what were we talking about again?
7.) Cattle in the San Luis Valley are being mutilated by aliens.
You didn't ACTUALLY think that we were finished talking about aliens yet, did you? For the last several decades, it has been speculated that livestock mutilations have been caused not by man or beast, but by extraterrestrial.
8.) Underground portals are in and around Grand Junction.
Looking to get away this weekend? Why not visit Grand Junction's underground tunnels and vortexes?! Explore different dimensions and meet the pesky little aliens who just can't seem to leave Colorado alone!
To sum this post up, aliens enjoy the Colorado lifestyle just as much as humans do…and who can blame them?! Do you believe any of these theories?