10 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Wyoming

Lists humorous reasons why Wyoming might not be the best place to live, despite its unique attractions.

It might be hard to believe, but there are several reasons not to live in Wyoming. Sure, if you live in Wyoming, you know that it’s the best place to live for so many reasons. For starters, there’s the lack of people, are we right? But let’s face it: moving to Wyoming is not for everyone. (Heck, everyone can’t be a Wyomingite.) So, if you’re thinking of making the move and living in Wyoming, or you know someone who is, you might consider these 10 reasons not to live in Wyoming.

1. The only good thing about Wyoming is Yellowstone National Park.

Grand Teton National Park is kind of a thing here, too.

2. Wyoming is just full of cowboys.

Yeah, it's a crying shame.

3. It's hard to get any sleep here at night.

Yes, those stars are so darned bright, particularly in state's dark sky sites, which are known to be the best places to stargaze in Wyoming.

4. Wyoming is so empty - there's nothing there!

5. I hate all that snow.

Yeah, we hate to ski in Wyoming across such horrible snow in this silent winter wonderland.

6. You can't go anywhere when it snows - it's nothing but backroads in Wyoming.

Yeah, we're just stuck at home in front of our televisions. See?

7. Nothing exciting ever happens in Wyoming.

This guy begs to differ.

8. No one ever has any fun in Wyoming.

Clearly.

9. There are more cows than people in Wyoming...

We can't deny this one. It's totally true.

10. ...and cows are dumb and boring.

We figured out what to do with 'em.

So, do you agree? Do you agree with these reasons not to move to Wyoming? What else would you add to this list? What would you say if asked, "What’s it like living in Wyoming?" Tell us!

Truth be told, moving to Wyoming is probably the best decision anyone can make. Wyoming is actually pretty cool, and if this list hasn’t dissuaded you, maybe it’s the place for you! If you’re thinking about moving to Wyoming, check out the best places to live in Wyoming.

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