9 Reasons Why Wisconsin Is Undeniably Better Than Minnesota

Wisconsin rules. We all know that. But for some reason, those people over there in Minnesota have this idea that THEY are better than we are. They even have a Facebook page (with like 100 people) declaring that Minnesota is better than us. But here are nine irrefutable reasons why Wisconsin is SO much better than Minnesota:

1. We're not obsessed with talking about how many lakes we have

For the record, it's well over 10,000

2. Our team actually wins Super Bowls

3. We can skillfully park and drive correctly

4. Our cold and snow are charming, but Minnesota's is not even tolerable

5. Our cheese rules

6. People really do come to visit our state, not just to drive through it

7. In Wisconsin, you can buy beer any day of the week, and ESPECIALLY on Sunday

It's illegal in Minnesota to buy liquor on Sunday. What the heck is going on over there? You guys want to relive Prohibition one day a week?

8. In Minnesota, your neighbor will quite possibly make you something like this

9. People in Minnesota talk weird

Wisconsin is better than any state, to be honest. Why else is Wisconsin the best ever?