Wisconsin rules. We all know that. But for some reason, those people over there in Minnesota have this idea that THEY are better than we are. They even have a Facebook page (with like 100 people) declaring that Minnesota is better than us. But here are nine irrefutable reasons why Wisconsin is SO much better than Minnesota:

1. We're not obsessed with talking about how many lakes we have
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For the record, it's well over 10,000
2. Our team actually wins Super Bowls
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3. We can skillfully park and drive correctly
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4. Our cold and snow are charming, but Minnesota's is not even tolerable
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5. Our cheese rules
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6. People really do come to visit our state, not just to drive through it
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7. In Wisconsin, you can buy beer any day of the week, and ESPECIALLY on Sunday
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It's illegal in Minnesota to buy liquor on Sunday. What the heck is going on over there? You guys want to relive Prohibition one day a week?
8. In Minnesota, your neighbor will quite possibly make you something like this
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9. People in Minnesota talk weird
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Wisconsin is better than any state, to be honest. Why else is Wisconsin the best ever?

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