It doesn't matter if you've only lived here for a couple years or for your entire life, the second you move away from Alaska you're going to regret it, because living in Alaska ruins you for life. There are so many things about our awesome state that will have you bitterly reminiscing about what it's like to live in Alaska, and wondering why you moved, for the rest of your life.
1. You'll miss your white Christmas, or snow in general.
You'll most likely miss having a white holiday season.
2. You seafood snob, you.
Unless you're living in Seattle or forking out an arm and a leg for your dinner, you're probably going to be pretty bummed out about the seafood that's brought to your table.
3. You'll miss the beer.
Alaska actually has a decent brewing scene; if you move, be prepared to drink PBR and drab beers for the rest of your days ;).
4. You're used to big wildlife.
Our wildlife is extremely extreme. Where else can you see a moose and a mama bear running down your neighborhood block in the same day?
5. You're used to big everything... and it's not a big deal.
In Alaska, everything is bigger, which means everything is better.
6. Nowhere is quite as breathtaking.
Sure there are some beautiful places on this planet, but in Alaska, beauty is everywhere! You can live in the heart of Anchorage and all you have to do is look out your window for an incredible view!
7. Cold? What is that?
Get ready to constantly complain about how hot you are.
8. Wait, I don't get paid to live here?
Say goodbye to those sweet, sweet PFDs.
9. You'll hate the crowds... you just can't get away from it all.
You're going to hate all the people, traffic, and crowds. Life in Alaska is just so secluded and relaxing.
10. Say goodbye to clean air!
Fresh, crisp, clean air will be harder to come by, and you'll realize how much you miss living in Alaska.
11. Fishing sucks everywhere else.
Every time you go fishing somewhere you'll think, "Man, fishing really sucks here." This Alaska stereotype is 100% true.
12. Outdoor opportunities aren't endless anymore.
Living in Alaska means you have total freedom to adventure. When you move you'll start seeing a lot more yellow tape.
13. Everyone is so nice in Alaska, why can't the rest of the world be like that?
You'll miss the friendly people and tight-knit communities.
14. Foreigners don't hate you.
When you travel out of the country and claim that you're from somewhere like California, people will scowl... just lie and say you're from Alaska.
15. Where are all the hot single guys? What about all those good looking bush pilots?
This is more for the ladies, you'll miss the ratio of girls to guys, trust me!
16. You'll be wishing those summer days were longer.
No summer day can compare to a midnight sun kinda day.
How else does living in Alaska ruin you for anywhere else? Let me know!
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