There are a lot of crazy things that can go wrong in Alaska. The bitter cold, the wild animals, and the extremes of light and dark can all keep you from your nine-to-five job. You don't always have a normal day in a place such extremes. That’s just the price you pay for living in Alaska. These are legitimate excuses you can use for getting to work late, but only in Alaska. These funny things about living in Alaska may seem extreme, but they’re true!
1. "There was a moose eating willows in my driveway... between me and my car. He stayed there for over an hour!"
2. "A moose was walking super sloooooooow in the road and I was stuck behind him forever!"
3. "On the way to work, I hit a moose... and I have to go car shopping as soon as they let me out of the E.R."
4. "Got a moose. Have to get it in the freezer."
5. "They plowed the roads... and trapped me in my driveway."
6. "It was so warm, the snow slid off the roof and I couldn't get to my car!"
7. "It snowed so much, I got stuck in my driveway!"
8. "The powder was perfect... and it was the first time it was above zero all winter!"
9. "It was 50 below in the valley last night, the pipes froze and the house is flooding!"
10. "It was so cold, the tires froze flat and I couldn't drive."
11. "The boiler went out and I have to babysit the wood stove today."
12. "Someone stole my extension cord and my car wouldn't start."
It gets so cold in Alaska that cars are plugged in to warm oil pan heaters and battery blankets. Extension cord theft is a lowly, evil crime which leaves your car frozen solid while the perpetrator has driven away in their warm car. It does happen, though, and can seriously ruin your plans. Life in Alaska can be so crazy!
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13. "A bald eagle stole my dog and now I'm too sad."
14. "I was up watching the aurora all night and I slept through the alarm."
15. "A bear was eating my garbage... on my car."
16. Summer: "The reds were running! I had to go dipnetting in Chitina." Translation: Gone fishin'.
17. Summer: "I woke up and I couldn't tell if it was noon or midnight!"
Life in Alaska can be tough, but we wouldn't want it any other way. How many of these things that can go wrong in Alaska have you experienced? Tell us about it in the comments section. Then, check out some of these incredible Alaskan adventures, like whale watching near the Mendenhall Glacier.
No matter where you go in your life, if you grew up in Alaska it will always be a point of pride and conversation. The state is huge and you could be from the verdant rainforests of Southeast or a thousand miles north in the tundra of the Northwest. Alaska encompasses thousands of beautiful miles of varied terrain. No matter where you've been living in Alaska, there are far more trees than people, an outdoor lifestyle, and a lot of fish! These are some of the residual signs that you grew up at the top of the world.
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1. Relentless energy when the sun is shining.
Alaskans know full well not to waste a moment of summer sun. Whether it be working hard or playing hard, Alaskans have a "Go! Go! Go!" mentality that doesn't fade. When the sun is shining, an Alaskan will be moving and getting things done no matter what. We know how short the summer sun can be, so we enjoy it to the fullest!
2. An unstoppable hunger for salmon.
As the salmon fill the rivers and streams in the summer, Alaskans go fishing to fill the freezers for the winter. At this time of year, salmon can be eaten at every meal without a thought. Most who grew up in Alaska can eat a LOT of salmon without ever getting tired of the red, succulent fish. Whether it be smoked, dried, grilled, canned, baked, broiled, or in something different like a pie or spaghetti, Alaskans find a way to keep eating salmon as long as they are running.
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3. Assuming it's cold when it's dark.
The Alaskan summer midnight sun brings the warmth, but when it's gone during long, dark winter nights the heat doesn't linger. Consequently, it is never both warm and dark in Alaska. Summer nights are light and winter nights are cold. It can take an Alaskan a while to used to warm, dark summer nights in more temperate places. And in the lower latitudes, you miss out on one of the absolute treasures of winter in the north: the aurora borealis! what's it like living in Alaska? Life in Alaska can be stunning.
4. Immunity to sticker shock.
With the long distances food is required to travel to get to Alaskan store shelves, most people understand that the more remote you are, the higher the prices. That can mean a $17.00 frozen pizza in Glenallen or a bag of oranges for $14.00 in Utqiagvik. So, Alaskans think prices everywhere else are reasonable.
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5. Inability to Parallel Park.
With so much space and so few people, Alaskans rarely have to drive very close to other cars, and hardly ever have to parallel park. Unless you are in downtown Anchorage on a regular basis, most of Alaska has plenty of room to park far from other cars. Of course, parallel parking is required for the driver's license test, but those skills can get rusty when they are hardly ever used.
6. Preference for Alaskan blueberries.
Small, dark, tart, and completely unique, Alaskan blueberries are just not the same as the ones sold everywhere else. If you grow up in Alaska, you will forever miss the blueberries of home when snacking on the other kind. Alaskan blueberries are a wonderful spotlight in every Alaskan’s childhood!
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7. You think everything is close together in the rest of the world.
Alaska is enormous and getting from one region to another takes a while, and usually more than one form of transportation. When a journey from one town to the other takes a plane, a boat, and a car ride, you are unfazed by epic distances. Everything in the Lower 48 states seems so manageable once you leave our great land. It makes Alaskans formidable travelers, unafraid of crossing long distances to get somewhere amazing.
8. You're secretly awesome at basketball.
You may think hockey would be Alaska's most popular sport, and it is pretty popular, but basketball is really the most popular sport in the AK. In rural Alaska where all items including sports equipment are scarce, basketball is played night and day all summer long. With the midnight sun lighting the courts, the pickup games are never-ending.
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9. You know the power of layering.
With weather temperatures that can drop 10's of degrees in a few hours, or warm up with the sun to sweltering temps, Alaskans know to bring a lot of different kinds of clothes everywhere they go. The ability to adjust your outfit for comfort and safety from the elements and the mosquitoes is an Alaskan skill.
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10. You are oblivious to dress codes.
Jeans, a flannel shirt, and a season-appropriate boot are usually the norm at any event in Alaska, regardless of how fancy it is supposed to be. You'll see jeans at church, at nice restaurants, even at the opera in Alaska. If you are traveling, you might want to ask a friend before heading out if you are dressed correctly for the occasion because Alaskans actually have no idea.
11. You need trees in your life.
Growing up around far, far more trees than people, buildings, or cars, an Alaskan will always need to find some natural place to recharge. If you lose your Alaskan at the nice hotel, wedding, or skyscraper, look in the nearest park and you may find them sitting under a tree just getting away from the crowd and talking to the birds. Living in Alaska isn’t for the fainthearted, but it is for the one who appreciates everything this great state has to offer!
Growing up in Alaska is definitely a unique experience! What are some of the best things about living in Alaska that you have encountered? Are there any strange side effects we didn't mention? Tell us about it in the comments section.
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We may live in the most beautiful state in the country, but life in Alaska is not for the faint of heart. Alaskans definitely have a way about us that sets us apart from the crowd! To live in the Last Frontier, you have to be a different breed of hardy, determined, and self-sufficient. And with that, you truly do get a land full of people who have core interests in common when it comes to certain lifestyle habits. Get ready for your heart skip a beat! Here are just a few of the best things about living in Alaska.
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1. Wild Alaska seafood.
One word: DELICIOUS. Wait, two words: MOUTH WATERING. Enjoy your fresh-caught seafood with a view for double the deliciousness.
2. Good customer service.
In Alaska, being friendly and genuine is incredibly important. We don't like snobs or rude people. Good customer service is something that all Alaskans appreciate greatly!
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3. Baby moose.
Is it possible for you to look at that face and say that you don't love it? No freaking way!
4. Log cabin getaways.
Give us a log cabin, good book, hot stove, and some snow on the ground and this is our definition of the perfect weekend getaway.
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5. Fishing.
If you live in Alaska and you don't like fishing, we'll just say that you are in a league of your own. But the majority of Alaska residents are whole-heartedly in love with our world class fisheries. Family-run fishing camps are a great place to meet like-minded locals!
6. The Aurora Borealis.
The Northern Lights are so rare to see in person but in Alaska we get spoiled with them frequently throughout the year (especially during the winter months). No one can deny the magic that these dancing lights behold.
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7. Glacier gazing.
One of the best things about living in Alaska is the abundance of sights and natural wonders that the lower 48 could never understand...all right outside the front door! Staring into that piercing blue ice is one of the many things that spoil our eyes in Alaska.
8. Island escapes.
With 2,670 islands in Alaska, a good escape to paradise is something all locals can love and appreciate.
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9. A full day float.
From sun up to sun down. Just you and the open water with no plans and no wi-fi to distract you from the transcending silence.
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10. Catching a double rainbow.
Do it while visiting a national park and you'll probably feel your heart (and eyes) want to explode with happiness.
11. Denali.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T. You can't live in Alaska and not love Denali. It's one of our greatest claims to fame.
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12. Bluebird skies.
Oh those long, dark winter months can really get to us. Until we get some stunning days filled with bluebird skies and we are... BAM, refreshed!
13. Getting lost in paradise.
The "I actually have a compass and GPS" kind of lost. Where you can totally and completely check out of reality but safely return in the evening before the bears come find you. Those are the best kinds of hikes!
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14. Camping.
Tent, RV or on the beach. The feeling of spending the night in nature is enough to cleanse the soul. Sometimes we return to the same camping spot time and time again, and other times we're always on the lookout for something new.
15. Campfires.
There is nothing quite like staying up late to enjoy a good campfire and going into work the next day with the smell of GOOD TIMES still lingering in your hair and on your clothes.
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16. Road trips.
While there's a ton of beauty all around us, there's no denying that life in Alaska takes a little extra work when it comes to seeing it all. Bush planes, ferries...A classic, though? Hitting the open road with mountain views and the occasional need to yield to the wildlife, now that is our kind of party!
Can you think of anything else to add to this list that everyone in Alaska absolutely loves? What do you think are the best things about living in Alaska?