13 Unwritten Rules Every Marylander Lives By 'Til Death
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Jamie Alvarenga
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Although every Marylander is different, there are some unspoken things that we can all agree with. Take the following rules, for example. You may not realize it, but after living in Maryland for a while, you will undeniably agree with the following things…
...unless you enjoy being thoroughly disappointed, of course.
Fries, eggs, seafood, corn. I could go on and on...
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Waiting in line is never fun but for certain Maryland restaurants we'll always make an exception. Thrashers is one of those places.
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As a kid, you may have thought this was Disney World, only to be let down when your parents explained that it wasn't. I'm here to tell you that it's still okay to pretend it is.
Can you imagine going to an Orioles game and not hearing the "O?!" *Shutter*
If you don't have a stash of old newspapers, are you really even a Marylander?
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Blame it on construction, overpopulation, or bad drivers. If you don't leave early in Maryland, you're likely to arrive to your destination late nearly every time.
I mean, if you're not in need of bread, eggs, milk, or toilet paper, then go right ahead...
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It's always sad to see reports of just how polluted some of our waterways have gotten, especially the Chesapeake Bay. Always leave everything as you found it, or in even better condition.
Keep it moving, people!
Even if you move out of state and try your best to love another flag as much, it's nearly impossible.
It's always exciting finding a new all-you-can-eat crab restaurant. But watch out for hushpuppies, which some restaurants give you before your meal in hopes you'll fill up on carbs.
Having a cookout, crab feast, or watching the game? All of the above are best paired with a Natty Boh.
Any other Maryland rules you would add to the list? Feel free to share below.
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