Posted in Kansas July 15, 2016 by

Here Are 14 Things You’ll Never Catch Anyone From Kansas Doing

If you are a native Kansan, you know that there are just some things that you should never do. For example, you should never doubt any of our collegiate sports teams, call Kansas a “flyover” or “boring” state, or let ANYONE catch you doing any of the following 14 things:

1. Cheering for the Broncos
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(Unless, of course, you have a death wish.)
2. Wearing Mizzou apparel
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We may not even play them anymore, but let's face it: these guys are the worst.
3. Making "Wizard of Oz" references
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"As hilarious as that is, I'm fully aware that I'm not in Kansas anymore..."
4. Saying that Texas (or Memphis) BBQ is better than KC's....
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After all, not EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas.
5. ...that the Chiefs...
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6. ...and/or Royals are Missouri teams...
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They're called the KANSAS City Royals and Chiefs for a reason!
7. ...or that KCMO is the better of the Kansas Cities.
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8. Being rude...
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9. ...unneighborly...
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10. ...or not waving to oncoming traffic.
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I've perfected my one finger wave... have you?
11. Taking shelter just because Leon Smitherman tells you to.
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How are we supposed to see the storm from the basement?
12. Finally, you will never catch us forgetting about Bleeding Kansas...
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13. ...our hardworking farmers...
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14. ...or the time we "shocked" the world.
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...and busted everyone's bracket.

Want even more Kansas humor? Click on 13 Extremely Weird Things Only People From Kansas Do.

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