Posted in Kansas
May 29, 2017
13 Awkward Moments Every Kansan Has Endured At Least Once
Living in Kansas can sure be different day to day, but most of the time it isn’t so bad. Occasionally though, awkward moments arise that just wouldn’t happen to other states. Here’s a few times where being a Kansan might be a little… awkward.
Even if we think it's ours, yes, more than half of it is over there. We don't know why, either.
Why can't they all just have the same layout? Why is that so hard? I trusted you!
Y'all just don't understand that it's easier to talk this way sometimes.
You have two options. You have to slide your foot along to keep it on, or you can abandon it for another 99 cent pair. It's up to you.
Then you have to sit there and try to figure out how long that will take, which speeds you'll be doing, all that stuff.
It can be snow, rain, or fog, but you bet there's accidents all over the place, and people forget how to merge lanes.
All while saying something like "ppbth" to get it out of our mouths. Unless you're screaming, that is.
My bad.
Sometimes I don't think they understand it's not the same as sweet tea anymore. It doesn't dissolve in cold tea! Are you nuts?
Mother nature must like to do experiments on Kansans, because some days I just don't understand what's going on.
Why do we live in a place where the air hurts our faces?
One is free after 9 or 10, the other one will be busy until after noon. Plans are impossible!
No accents here, bucko. You're probably the one with the accent.
If you’re in the mood for more “Just Kansas” things, why not check out this list of possible side effects from growing up here in the Sunflower State?
