Posted in Florida
May 04, 2015
by Victoria W
13 Things You’ll Only Understand If You’re From Florida
Read up, snowbirds, we can walk you through everything from skeeters to skunk apes and have you ready for Florida by winter.
1. Jiffy feet - Dirty feet, especially the soles, presumably earned by walking barefoot through the Jiffy Mart (convenience store).
2. Cooter - Freshwater turtle from the southern or eastern US.
3. Skeeter - Mosquito.
4. Gator tail - Though most people might picture the tail of a live alligator, here it can usually be assumed the tail has been cut up and deep fried.
5. Pub sub - The best subs around, as evidenced by this awesome groom's cake.
6. Lovebugs - Nasty splats that cover your car a few months out of the year. Not really loved by anyone.
7. Conch - Can refer to a beautiful shell or a tasty treat.
8. Mullet - Though most people would think of this classic hairstyle, and some would argue it's a delicious fish, here in Florida, we know it's really both.
9. Kumquat - Adorable little citrus fruit that can be found all over the place.
10. Skunk Ape - Florida's Bigfoot.
11. Sea cow - Manatee.
12. Palmetto bug - Roach's bigger, badder, uglier cousin. Especially good at flying at your face while you try to get into your house.
13. Snowbird - Someone from a place with an actual "winter" who travels to Florida to escape it.
We’re sure you know some more awesome and unique words used in Florida. Please share them below!
