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16 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Maryland

Maryland is a one-of-a-kind state and its residents are just as unique. There are some things that only Marylanders understand, and things that out-of-staters will never be able to wrap their heads around. Here are 16 cheeky reasons why you should never, ever move to Maryland. It’s awful. 😉

Just don’t move to Maryland. You’ll be woefully smitten and may never be the same.

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Jamie Alvarenga
Jamie Alvarenga is a writer and editor living in Maryland. She's a habitual coffee drinker and photo blinker. Contact: jalvarenga@onlyinyourstate.com