Posted in Wisconsin
May 04, 2017
17 Legitimate Signs That You Grew Up In Wisconsin
Growing up in Wisconsin is unlike growing up anywhere else. We’ve got quite a few unique quirks that make being a born-and-raised Wisconsinite an honor. No one else quote knows what it’s like but the folks who went through the same thing. Here are 17 ways to know you definitely grew up a Cheesehead.
Your parents didn't even pretend to be hopeful about nice weather - they just assumed you'd need to be in five layers to be able to go out trick or treating.
The German tradition of hiding the pickle ornament and the finder getting an extra present on Christmas morning happened in a lot of Wisconsin households.
Wherever else your parents wanted to go was probably supposed to be educational and included a long road trip. You'd much rather spend a few days in the Dells.
We know the rest of the world calls it a drinking fountain, we just don't actually care.
The first time you tried to head out to drive in the winter after you turned 16 your parents acted like you'd never seen snow and packed your trunk with every imaginable emergency supply on the planet.
The Packers' touchdown song and the Badgers' third quarter song might be the two most played songs in the state.
And your parents were totally on board.
Bonus if your mittens were connected by a string through your snowsuit sleeves.
Long before any awkward crushes or school dances, a relative dragged you to the dance floor at a wedding and forced you to polka.
There's one thing in this state that usurps all others - Packers football. If you usually wore a uniform, all bets were off on Sundays. If you were supposed to dress up, you could get by with a jersey. If you went to the store, the game was playing on the loudspeaker and a few TVs.
And they probably made you get the coals started, as well.
I had no idea other folks didn't celebrate St. Nick's Day until my mom sent me my stocking at college and everyone wanted to know why it was early.
Whether it was just for a night out, for a fish fry, for drinks or at a bowling alley, I was quite comfortable at a bar ordering a Shirley Temple, thank you very much.
Snow days were few and far between, but extra cold days where the weatherman said not to leave the house with exposed skin were much more likely!
Ditto for a snowmobile or ATV.
They keep changing it from the pyramid to the plate - whatever the daily allowance is, you know that cheese has to be there.
We get to the game two hours early and we still walk in late. We take our sports very seriously here and tailgates are a huge part of it. We wouldn't let something like having a baby stop us from enjoying it.
What did we miss? Let us know in the comments what other signs there are you definitely grew up in Wisconsin.
Looking for more Wisconsinite humor? Check out 17 Things Everyone Who’s Moved Away From Wisconsin Has Thought At Least Once
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