10 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Milwaukee

Milwaukee is one of the most underrated cities in America, but it’s really not that great. With all of the art, food, and so much beer, we’re not sure why anyone would actually choose to move here. This is why Milwaukee is the worst, and you should avoid moving here at all costs.

We’re aware that these uncertain times are limiting many aspects of life as we all practice social and physical distancing. While we’re continuing to feature destinations that make our state wonderful, we don’t expect or encourage you to go check them out immediately. We believe that supporting local attractions is important now more than ever and we hope our articles inspire your future adventures! And on that note, please nominate your favorite local business that could use some love right now: https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/nominate/

Okay, maybe this was mostly sarcasm. Milwaukeeans know Milwaukee is actually the best city to live in, and if others aren’t in on the joke, there’s more beer for us!

What do you think? Why should everyone definitely avoid MKE?