Here’s How You’re Probably Going To Die If You’re From Wisconsin

Well, everyone’s gotta go sometime. But we don’t know how. However, some deaths are more likely than others in Wisconsin. So we’re counting down the most possible reasons you will die in Wisconsin:

We’re aware that these uncertain times are limiting many aspects of life as we all practice social and physical distancing. While we’re continuing to feature destinations that make our state wonderful, we don’t expect or encourage you to go check them out immediately. We believe that supporting local attractions is important now more than ever and we hope our articles inspire your future adventures! And on that note, please nominate your favorite local business that could use some love right now:

Wow, most of those had to do with eating butter and sugar. But are we gonna change our ways? Nah.