People from Wisconsin are great, great people. But we definitely have some quirks that are unique to Wisconsin. So in good fun, here are some jokes about people from Wisconsin.

1. Why does a Badgers fan pour his cereal on a plate?
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He lost his bowls.
2. What do they call students who go to Marquette?
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Rejects from the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
3. How do you know a man is from Wisconsin?
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He owes more money on his snowmobile than his car.
4. How can you spot a Packers fan?
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They refer to the team as "we."
5. How do you know it's under 32 degrees outside in Wisconsin?
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People have finally stopped wearing shorts.

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6. How does someone from Wisconsin know someone is from Illinois?
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They can tell by his accent.
7. How many freezers doe someone from Wisconsin have?
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Three--one in the kitchen, one in the basement, and one in the back of a pickup truck.
8. How do you know it's winter in Wisconsin?
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You've gotten sunburn and frostbite in the same week.
9. What are the three spices that Wisconsinites use?
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Salt, pepper and ketchup.
10. What do Wisconsin women wear for lingerie?
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A flannel shirt.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself!

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