Posted in Washington June 09, 2015 by

8 Things You Should NEVER Say To Someone From Washington

If you’re not from around here, avoid saying any of the following…

1. "I'm moving to Washington!"
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NOOOOO.
2. "Washington...you mean Washington D.C.?"
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No - the entire STATE, on the other side of the country.
3. "So, you're from Washington? What's the Space Needle like?"
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(slams head into wall)
4. "You must go through a lot of umbrellas, from it raining all the time."
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DOZENS.
5. "The Seahawks suck!"
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(smiles at Superbowl XLVIII ring) What was that again?
6. "All you guys in Washington drink is Starbucks."
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NOPE. They may have started in this area, but a lot of us prefer the smaller coffee shops.
7. "The views here aren't that great."
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We sense a little jealousy - but that's okay - you can go home now.
8. "(Any other state) is way better - you should move!"
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Never in a million years.

Actually… there’s a lot of things people shouldn’t say to us here in Washington. What’s something YOU wouldn’t want to hear?

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