If you’ve ever had an ice cream from Ben & Jerry’s, you’ve probably faced the almost impossible task of choosing a flavor. While all the choices are delicious, the clever names are equally amusing. With flavors such as Cherry Garcia, Chunky Monkey and Empower Mint, your sense of humor is delighted before your taste buds go crazy. But what happens to the flavors that are no longer made? They are memorialized at the Flavor Graveyard at the factory in Waterbury, of course! Let’s take a look at some of the flavors that have been laid to rest, shall we?
There's no graveyard in the world like this one!
1. Rainforest Crunch
With an aching heart & heavy sigh
We bid Rainforest Crunch goodbye.
That nutty Brittle from exotic places
Got sticky in between our braces.
1989 - 1999
2. Miz Jelena's Sweet Potato Pie
One Potato, two potato,
Sweet Potato Pie,
No one could appreciate it,
So we had to let it die.
3. Wavy Gravy
Just so there's no confusion
We thought we outhtta warn ya:
Wavy Gravy isn't dead - He lives in California. No such luck for Wavy's flavor, But we've been wrong before We won't give up the ghost if you won't, So what're you waiting for? 1993-2001
4. Vermonty Python & The Wich
Right, then... is it dead or isn't it?
no it isn't... yes it is... no it isn't... rubbish! You're a looney! no i'm not... 2006 - 2008
The Wich that was, Was wicked good, And all is well For quite a spell. However it was, The Wich that was Was ditched... because. 2004 - 2006
5. Chocolate Comfort
It's curtains for the chocolate pair
I ate alone in the comfy chair, One pint per night it might have been But 'twas low fat so it weren't no sin. 1999 - 1999
6. Creme Brûlée
Pardon our French,
but we still swear Our Creme Brûlée is beyond compare, So it may not be beaucoup too late to save Creme Brûlée from beyond the grave. 2007 - 2012
7. Dastardly Mash
Here the brazen
DASTARDLY lies. Some say that raisin, Caused its demise. 1976 - 1991
8. Urban Jumble
The chaos & cacophony
of the busy city life lies peaceful now under a maple tree, the flavor lost its strife. 2000 - 2001
9. Fossil Fuel
Fudgy dinosaurs galore
Got all dug up til there were no more. A flavor re-design might be do-able But Fossil Fuel is non-renewable. 2005 - 2010
10. Turtle Soup
Slow and Steady wins the race,
Turtle Soup kept up the pace. You may protest, but we suggest Turtle Soup deserves a rest. 2006-2010
11. Tennessee Mud
The bottle is empty,
The cup, and the glass. Mud with Jack Daniels Was not meant to last. 1988 - 1989
12. Sugar Plum
It swirled in our heads,
It danced in our dreams, It proved not to be though, The best of ice creams. 1989 - 1990
13. Wild Maine Blueberry
Wild Maine Blueberry
From the land of the puffin, Now when we crave you We turn to the muffin. 1992 - 1993
14. White Russian
Bid adieu to ol' White Russian,
Our tears, they are a-gushin'. But in our scoop shops, please don't forget, Dead it's not, oh no, not nyet. 1986 - 1996
15. Aloha Macadamia
We won't blame the macadamia
But we were kinda in denial The Market place had spoken: Mac got aloha'ed off the aisle. 2001-2002
16. Oh Pear
Oh Pear, Oh Pear,
A mixture of mirth All nannies did weep When you left of this earth. 1997 - 1997
17. Economic Crunch
A delightful mash,
This flavor we remember For the stock market crash On the sixth of November. 1987
18. This is Nuts
The name was meant to say it all
Without the pompous prose Was it nuts we chose to say so, or was it the nuts we chose? 2001 - 2002
19. Devil's Food Chocolate
The Devil took the blame
For all the rich indulgence. now watch him fan the flame, melting puddles of wicked succulence. 1996 - 2001
20. Fresh Georgia Peach
trucked from Georgia Tasted great but couldn't last 'Cuz Georgia's quite a-ways away & trucks don't go that fast. 1986 - 1991
21. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Frozen Yogurt
So now we know: Our Dough Fro Yo
Just wasn't as great as expected. Folks who love Dough as well as Fro Yo Love 'em separate, not interconnected. 1994 - 2001
New flavors will come and go...
We'll check back in, next time we're in Stowe.
New flavors are retiring and the monuments set.
But the ones we love, we'll never forget.
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