Posted in Utah
December 14, 2016
17 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Utah
Well, we certainly know that Utah is without a doubt the best state in which to live. But let’s face it: not everyone is up to the task. If you’re thinking about moving here (or know someone who is), you might want to review this list to see if you’re cut out to fully appreciate all the Beehive State has to offer. Here are the things we Utahns sometimes hear from out-of-state doubters.
You probably don't want to visit Utah's outdoors. It's waaay too cold for wimps.
Sure. If you close your eyes, that could happen.
Aw, darn. You've got us there.
Why, yes. Yes it is.
Oh, yes. We agree. Just desert, that's for sure.
Clearly.
Yeah. So ugly. Definitely very, very ugly. You probably don't want to stay here very long in this ugliness.
Well...kind of.
Yes! It's one of the largest in the country...
Ohhh...you're talking about the Pioneer Day Parade! Yeah, we host that one, too. It's also a really big deal.
No, just funeral potatoes. Which are actually rarely served at funerals, but are sooo tasty at every family potluck!
We just hide it behind the Zion curtain. Mostly so we don't have to share.
It's true. We'll go fishin' in the crick, even in the winner. Because the mou'ns are beautiful here. You got a problem with that?
Shhh...don't tell them - once they're hooked, they'll never go home!
Utah is what you make of it. We think it’s a pretty fine state (ok, pretty much the best state). It’s alright if you don’t like it here, though…all the more Utah for the rest of us!
Not only is Utah pretty amazing…the people here are awesome, too. Take a look at these 12 Things Utahns Do Better Than Anyone Else.
