12 Things No Self-Respecting Texan Would Ever Do
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Katie Lawrence
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We Texans live by an unwritten code of conduct. There are certain things we just won’t do under any circumstances, and these are 12 of the main ones:
Nope. It's y'all or nothing.
Contrary to popular belief, we do in fact have cars here in the Lone Star State.
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If you can honestly say no to this juicy, meaty goodness, you probably aren't a Texan.
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It's basically the Mecca of food, and we refuse to be told otherwise.
As long as we have our beer, our snacks, and the game, good luck getting us to go anywhere.
We love it so much, we risk our lives by eating it during recalls.
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Not a chance. If you need us, we'll be floating the Guadalupe.
As if. Our state is 900 miles across.
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It's not an optional event.
Nope. On the off-chance we get enough snow to actually accumulate on the ground, you can find us holed up in our homes wondering when the world is going to end.
It's a whole different experience here in Texas.
What's WRONG with y'all, Northerners?!
Do you agree with this list? What else would you never catch a Texan doing?
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