With everything going on in the world right now, a good laugh has never been more important. For your amusement, we’ve put together this COVID-19 quarantine schedule that every Texan can relate to.

1. Drag yourself out of bed and get ready for the day
Flickr/Camilla Salem
...after hitting snooze five times, that is. Oh well -- a few more minutes doesn't hurt when you have nowhere to be!
2. Chug coffee and eat breakfast
Flickr/Jarry Huddleston
State pride helps us feel connected to one another during this period of social distancing. Plus, Texas-shaped waffles just taste better (it's science.)
3. Attempt to concentrate on working from home
Flickr/Aum Oer
With toys spread out all over the house, dogs barking, and unlimited access to the kitchen for snacks, your cubicle might start looking pretty good.
4. Get up to speed on the latest news updates
Flickr/bonsoni_uk
AKA turn on the TV for about five minutes, panic, and turn it off again before logging onto Facebook and using memes as a form of escapism.
5. Remember that Texans are tough enough to handle anything
Flickr/Jamie
Nothing -- not even a pandemic -- can shake the passion of our collective spirit.
5. Lunch
Flickr/frankieleon
Gotta support local businesses during these volatile economic times! It's not like you come here multiple times a week or anything...
6. Make a mad dash for toilet paper
Flickr/Todd Morris
You might have to hit up every H-E-B in town, but that extra half-hour of sleep was totally worth it.

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7. Shower and clean house
Flickr/TheeErin
All this unprecedented free time, and cleaning is still the most unappealing task imaginable. But it's never been more important to wash off those germs, so scrub away!
8. Take a nap
Flickr/Massimo Peruffo
All that worrying, cleaning, worrying, toilet paper buying, worrying... did we mention worrying? Anyway, it sure makes you tired. A quick (okay, hour-long) catnap should help.
9. Dinner
Flickr/Kevin
Nothing like a good ol' fashioned hearty dinner to offer some semblance of normalcy. Chicken-fried steak never sounded so good!
10. Dessert (plus drinks, of course)
Flickr/Jeff Sandquist
With the smell of Texas sheet cake filling the kitchen (and a glass of wine in-hand), things almost seem okay for a second.
11. Family time
Flickr/Mike_fleming
Dust off that game of Monopoly you haven't opened in decades and enjoy the distraction.
12. Crawl into bed and hope this was all a dream
Flickr/Sean Hill
Can we try again tomorrow?
Take a look at the full schedule:
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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you relate to this quarantine schedule? Let us know!

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