These 7 Hilarious Signs Perfectly Describe Life In Texas
If there’s one thing that us Texans are good at, it’s speaking our minds. We aren’t afraid to say whatever we’re thinking no matter how blunt or silly it might be. These seven signs are a perfect testament to that trait and describe life in the Lone Star State to a T.

Call this number if you want to learn some Jedi Mind Tricks!

A friendly reminder to never buy gas station tacos. Your taste buds (and your insides) will thank you.

I'm sure this sign keeps the customers pouring in.

Uh...what bridge? And where's the road leading to it?

I mean, better to avoid subtlety and cut straight to the chase, right?

A clever way to discuss a major issue. It's gross, y'all. Don't do it.

This restaurant in Austin is known for its hilarious signs, but this has to be one of their best. I think a lot of us would prefer to not acknowledge the amount of truth in these words.
Have you ever seen any of these signs? What’s the funniest sign you’ve ever seen in Texas and where was it?
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