We Texans really aren’t that complicated once you get to know us. Understand these 10 simple things, and we’ll be yours forever.

1. Texas women love football more than most guys you know.
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So don't be surprised when she's all decked out in her favorite team's apparel on game day and is the most enthusiastic person in the stands.
2. Man or woman, cowboy boots are acceptable for any and all occasions.
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If we wear them out on a date, it doesn't mean we aren't serious about the relationship - it would just be weird for us to wear anything else.
3. As far as alcohol goes, there's no need to be fancy.
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Buying the most expensive bottle of wine you can find isn't impressive to us. Let's just have a beer and get on with the conversation.
4. Our appetites are almost as big as Texas itself.
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You better be prepared for most of our dates to be centered around food, because that's just how it goes here in the Lone Star State.
5. Speaking of food, you don't have to take us to a fancy steakhouse.
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A thick, juicy burger from our favorite fast food joint will do the trick just fine.

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6. We hate the cold.
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Just keep that in mind if you ever consider planning a romantic skiing vacation in Colorado. A beach trip might be a better idea.
7. Barbecue is like a second language to us.
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Don't plan a dinner at a barbecue joint without clearing it with us first. There are only a handful of places we're actually willing to eat at.
8. If you know what's good for you, you'll refer to our parents as "ma'am" and "sir."
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And if that doesn't sit right with you, well...bless your heart.
9. Football isn't just a Sunday afternoon activity anymore.
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Get ready to spend your Friday nights at the local high school rooting for your SO's home team. If we're willing to compromise on anything, this definitely isn't it.
10. Lastly, but most importantly, you better love Texas just as much as we do.
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If you don't, please find someone else to date. Our love for our home state runs far deeper than our desire to keep up a relationship with someone who doesn't share our values.

Do you agree with this list? What else would you add to it?

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